This is going to be full of spoilers. If you haven’t seen the Battlestar Galactica finale yet, stop reading now.

Battlestar Galactica ended its four-year run last night. I enjoyed it (both the series and the finale) immensely from start to finish. The Interwebs, as is their custom, have exploded with ragey fists of rage. Here’s the most articulate (and most frequently referenced) example of the complaints I’ve seen, from The Sci-Fi Geek. I’ll list his complaints one by one, then offer my thoughts.
1. The flashbacks. They tied poorly back into the story and served as harsh breaks in pacing. Essentially, they were time fillers that served little purpose.
The flashbacks tell us plenty about the characters, but more importantly, they lay out the behind-the-scenes orchestration that’s been going on since day one. Laura Roslin’s flashback explains her fiercely protective nature, and shows us the decision that led to her succession to the presidency. Bill Adama’s shows us how his pride, his biggest character flaw until his life-threatening injury at the hands of Boomer, put him (and Tigh) exactly where he needed to be when the Twelve Colonies were destroyed. Baltar’s provides valuable insight into his privileged, grandstanding personality, while simultaneously playing out the central metaphor of the entire series – destruction of the parent, reinvention of the child. The Kara/Lee flashback shows us the origin of their complex lover/sibling relationship, and it provides a moving counterpoint to her departure on New Earth. Everyone is where they needed to be. All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.
2. Deus Ex Machina. Holy frakking hell, was this episode painted in it. There are so many instances of both pure happenstance and then direct divine intervention it gets hard to count. The Cylon colony is destroyed ON ACCIDENT by nukes on a dead Raptor? WHAT THE FRAK!?! The hallucinations of Baltar really are ‘angels’ appearing to him telling him what to do? And the worst of all, Kara isn’t anything interesting (like the daughter of Daniel, the recently named 13th Cylon), but is instead a shared hallucination of another angel who simply vanishes at the end.
The notion of a higher power has permeated this series. Baltar has struggled from the day he took Helo’s Raptor seat with the notion that he has a divine destiny. The path to Earth was revealed by consulting ancient prophecies, listening to fevered visions, and collecting divine artifacts. Caprica Six, Baltar, Starbuck, Deanna, Leoben, and all of the Final Five have had conversations with at least one imaginary person providing spiritual insight. This was not a Deus Ex Machina – these angels have been active throughout the series.
3. Luddism (by the truckload). Did Michael Crichton ghost write this episode? Frak. Yes, we get that technology is evil. But in the end, because Lee Fraking Adama asks for it, the entirety of Colonial Fleet trashes their spaceships and reverts to primitive agriculural living conditions on their new home. Because that’s somehow better.
Humans survive the Fall of Caprica because of Luddite attitudes. The Galactica is not networked because Adama doesn’t want it infected with Cylon viruses. And who could blame him? An entire civilization fell because of a war with its inventions. Along the way, they find out this is not the first time that’s happened to their species. By the time they find yet another planet to live on, a decision to keep the technology would require justification, not one to junk it.
4. Poor Characterization. The greatest example of this is Cavil. He was so good in some of the last few episodes of this season (one of the few bright spots) and in the end, the man who wanted to live forever shoots himself in a panic. He makes no effort to get away or try to survive. Just yells “Frak!” puts a gun into his mouth and pulls the trigger because a firefight breaks out around him. Well, I guess if I had to watch this episode too many times, I might do the same.
Cavil hates being a skinjob. He wants his mechanical body back. He’ll settle for resurrection, because while he might be stuck in a bag of meat, it wouldn’t be a mortal one, and it gives him more time to find a way to reverse the Final Five’s alterations. The Final Five – all five of them – are the key to resurrection. When Galen kills Tory, Cavil knows it’s hopeless. He’ll die in this body. He’s nothing if not a realist.
5. Gaius Baltar and his Magic Tongue. Sounds like a porno, but what is it about this insipid, self serving little toad of a human being that makes him appealing to, well, anyone? From the ridiculousness of his harem and his ‘followers’ throughout the season, to him finally being able to speechify the terrible Cylon leader down from holding Hera hostage. I didn’t believe it at all.
From time to time in life, you’ll meet people you dislike. Those people often have friends and family who like them very much. When you encounter such characters in fiction, it is not an example of poor writing or poor characterization if the same holds true. Plenty of characters do not like Gaius Baltar. Many do. And if he’s shown himself capable of anything during the series, it’s speechifying.
6. Kara Thrace and her Special Destiny. The cover band for Hendrix is in and it’s completely unsatisfying, proving once again the original is the best. It turns out her entire special destiny is simply a cover for a Deus Ex Machina. She’s not related to Cylons or anything else that might actually make sense. She’s an angel, sent back by God, to guide the Colonists to some unnamed planet where humans have evolved on their own. This little blue planet that has a single large moon, seven continents, has 70.8% water cover, and is filled with wildlife, and whose eventual name rhymes with dearth, as in a dearth of good plot… (if you can’t guess which planet I’m talking about, you’ve got a dearth of something).
That Kara Thrace had a special destiny, revealed by prophecy, to lead humanity to its home has been repeated throughout the last two seasons. She did just that. This series has never spackled over religion with pseudo-science, so why should Kara’s destiny play out any differently?
7. Lee (Perfect Child) Adama. Because it’s Lee’s suggestion, everyone decides Luddism is the best way to go and they completely trash all modern technology, mingle with the prehistoric human population, and begin the race of man on Earth from about 150,000 years before the modern date. Why is it no one is ever able to argue against the shit the occasionally dribbles out of this man’s mouth? Why wasn’t there three seconds of someone going ‘but what about modern medicine? Sanitation? etc?’ Instead we get Romo Lampkin going ‘well, everyone’s really amenable’. *headdesk* And in the end, Lee doesn’t even want to participate in making things livable for the human race. He wants to go wander off and find his inner free spirit and see pretty things. Frak you, Lee Adama, you worthless piece of dren.
See my answer to 3. Mix it with my answer to 5. Dumping technology that has led to the destruction of your and at least two other civilizations does not become a bad idea because Lee can be kind of a prick.
8. No last Viper fight for Apollo and Starbuck. Yeah, I missed those. And there was a massive Viper/Raider battle this episode, and Hot Dog was our only major character involved in it. Ugh. Why are the two best pilots running the ground assault? Helo and Sharon could have handled that with cut backs into the Viper fight to add tension, action, and fun.
The story was about rescuing Hera, and Hera was inside the Colony. It makes more narrative sense to put Kara and Lee where the story is. If they were piloting Vipers, the dogfight would have needed more screen time, and that would have hurt the pacing more than you imagine the flashbacks did.
9. Adama’s ending. He becomes a hermit on another continent, with only Laura’s grave for company after she finally succumbs to her cancer. It…. ugh. Laura’s was the only ending I felt any emotion for at all. I loved the Laura Roslin character and I’m happy she finally got something at the end, but the way they have Adama react to her ending just killed me. He removes himself completely and is never seen again. As if the sum total of his emotional investment is just Laura. Not his son, or his crew, or humanity. I can’t imagine how what they’ve gone through would not create an unbreakable bond of community that would tie them all together for generations to come. Instead three major characters essentially just lay down and die (Laura literally, then Adama, and then Kara, who vanishes), and one who just wanders off (Lee).
Lee spent most of his life living in his father’s shadow. Near the end of the series, he stepped out of it. Adama’s decision to build his cabin and live alone doesn’t imply an emotional disconnect from his son; rather, it implies that he has accepted his new role. The old man has earned his retirement. He’s not needed anymore. His work is done, and he is leaving the new work to the next generation.
10. The 150,000 years later with the ‘Angels’. Yes, RDM and Eick, we get the fact that God intervened. And by tossing those two (formerly known as Head!Six and Head!Baltar) into modern day New York Times Square, you help reinforce that YES, God had to come down and save humanity from itself. You leave no mystery or imagination. Thank you, you pretentious hacks.
See my answer to 2. A higher power (call him God if you want, but you know he hates that name) has been visible throughout the series, taking whatever form is most useful. Plenty of mystery remains – What is this higher power? Why did it intervene this cycle? Has it tried to intervene before and failed? Will all of this happen again? I have a theory about this (which is going in another post, since this is long enough as it is), so I guess the writers left at least enough mystery and imagination for me.